Introduction: Drizzle, fairs, and laundry
Lisbon has a special talent for surprising you with those 1 mm drizzles that never show up on weather apps — but can turn a freshly ironed shirt into an accordion. To make matters worse, suddenly everyone decided to search for "dry cleaning" (+143% compared to average) and "ironing service" (+132%). It's no coincidence: there are fairs everywhere, the office has become mandatory again, and you keep staring at the pile of laundry... (total 11946 chars)