Impeccable Sheets in Lisbon: The Hero Your Airbnb Needs

You've just received an Airbnb notification: new guest arriving tomorrow at 2 PM. Outside, Lisbon's persistent drizzle refuses to let up, the humidity clings to the walls of your Alfama home, and the laundry basket looks like a monster with fluffy tentacles. You take a deep breath and think: "I'm going to be ironing until two in the morning." No, you're not. Close your eyes, breathe in, breathe out, and imagine a hero. Not the cape-wearing kind that flies over the Castle, but one who brings starched sheets, towels without a... (total 11466 chars)