It's the eve of a big game. Benfica heads to Reboleira, Sporting de Braga is already on the pitch, and your Airbnb in Alfama woke up to the aroma of pastéis de nata and a mountain of sheets that looks more like a house of cards. The Feast of the Assumption has passed, but it left a trail of crumpled towels and duvets that are giving you the side-eye. All you want is to sit on the sofa, turn on Sport TV, and cheer for your club. But the iron calls you. And the 32°C heat doesn't help.
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