If there's one thing the Lisbon sky knows how to do with surgical precision, it's opening the floodgates exactly on the day you decided to wash all your clothes. You look out the window, see the clothesline turning into an art installation of drips and think: "Now, how do I tackle this mountain of ironing?". Calm down. Take a deep breath, put away that ironing board that's been leaning against the wall since 2019, and get ready for a no-nonsense guide (we'll leave the gentle cycles for the machine).
Let's talk about the perfect storm that f... (total 13279 chars)